I do NOT believe that anything was "Lost in Translation".....you?
Friday, December 31, 2010
The Cults - Go Outside
TOP TEN OF TWENTY-TEN
8. The Cults - Go Outside
The Cults, a band you can barely even find on the internet, is a boy-girl duo from NYC. Their first album is slated for release in December 2012.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Florence & The Machine - Dog Days Are Over (2010 Version)
TOP TEN OF TWENTY-TEN
9. Florence & The Machine - Dog Days Are Over
This song is the fiery red-headed Florence Welsch's best, though her best known probably remains "Kiss With a Fist." Dog Days was featured on an episode of Glee this year.
The New Pornographers - "Crash Years"
TOP TEN OF TWENTY-TEN
10. The New Pornographers - The Crash Years
Carl "AC" Newman and Neko Case, both prolific Canadian solo-artists, team-up to make one of the year's most beautiful indie-pop songs.
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
City Sound-Bites
One-Liner Edition
Tough construction worker, unloading van: Yo, I was up till like 2am watching Scooby Doo, Where Are You?
-Humboldt and & Withers
Crazy Man, singing in deep tenor voice: Meow. Meowwwww! Meowwwww! Meowwwwwwwwwwwww!
-Cooper Square
Girl on cell: How many guys did I sleep with. Thirty, forty?
-Pearl Street, Brooklyn
Ghetto dude on phone: Do you know what I could do with that money? I could get a new pair of pants....or maybe my hair done.
-Broadway & 86th
Girl to another: I had this teacher in high school who wore the tightest pants. Camel toe all the time.
-Union Square
Hipster, on being mugged: So I'm in the ambulance, but except for feeling bad about it I took a picture of myself and put it on twitter.
-Whole Foods, Union Square
Guy: You could fry an egg on her stomach.
-Union Square Green Market
Girl: You should pay by the calorie. That'd make people less fat.
-Chipotle, Broadway
Angry hobo to college chick with big boobs zipping up her jacket: Don't put them titties away!
-5th & 21st
source:overheardinthecity.com
Monday, December 20, 2010
Hawaii marching band formation of a ball being kicked
I don't care if you were never a band nerd, this is way cool!
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Monday, November 29, 2010
Dumb-Ass of the Day
Woman Claims Ownership of the Sun
Ladies and gentlemen, it may have taken billions of years, but we now know who the sun's owner is. Angeles Duran, a 49 year-old Spanish woman, registered the big star at a local notary public last week. Duran claims there is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals. States Duran: "There was no snag. I backed my claim legally. I am not stupid, I know the law." Duran wants to charge a fee to everyone using, ahem, her sun. Dayum.....lifeguards are screwed.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Friday, November 26, 2010
City Sound-Bites
Recently Overheard in the City
Senior Edition
Old Jewish Lady #1: Maybe today we should go to Flashdancers.
Old Jewish Lady #2: Oh yes, yes...I could look at some ta-tas!
--70th & 3rd
Old lady to friend: You know who I feel sorry for? Yoko Ono.
--Central Park West
Old hippie, after Further show: Wow! I didn't know what to expect, but I didn't expect that!
Wife: I thought that after Jerry died, it was all over!
Old hippie: Man, I swear, there were times I'd look up and I swear I saw Jerry on the stage!
Wife: His spirit!
Old hippie: How much spirit can you have to leave so much spirit behind?!
--MCU Park, Brooklyn
Grandma: What's wrong, honey?
8 yr-old boy: I'm done, you're all in my face, I'm dehydrated, and I'm going home.
Grandma: Well, we can get you a water.
8 yr-old boy: I don't want to hear it, grandma!
--5th Ave and 47th St
Old lady covered in baby powder: Give me six donuts.
Donut clerk: Okay, which ones?
Old lady: Six donuts.
Donut clerk: These are all donuts....Which ones?
Old lady: Six donuts.
Donut clerk: Okay, I'll just give you a selection of six (starts putting donuts in bag).
Old lady: Six donuts, don't trick me!
--Flatbush, Brooklyn
Elderly History Professor: I'm not sure of the consequences of what I'm saying, but I'm sure it's terribly important.
--Pratt Institute
Older man, to ticket salesman: Are Precious and The Rocky Horror Picture Show a double feature?
--Clearview Cinema, Chelsea
Old man: This is obviously...an important street.
Old woman: It's Broadway.
--Broadway and 54th
60-something overweight bald man #1, during game, watching Kristin Chenowith on giant screen: Extensions.
60-something overweight bald man #2: Totally.
--Yankee Stadium
Little kid: Grandma, I want a dollar.
Ghetto grandma: Nigga, we had to work to get money, sometimes we would get beat.
Little kid: Can I get my dollar now?
--The Bronx
source: overheardinthecity.com
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
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