Thursday, September 9, 2010

Dumbass of the Day


Drunk Man Arrested Trying to Revive Opposum Roadkill

A man has been arrested after police discovered him drunk on the side of the highway alledgedly trying to revive a dead opposum. Police say 55-year old Donald Wolfe was desperately trying to save the dead animal after a looooooong night of drinking. It was not clear whether or not he had been driving intoxicated and hit the opposum, or how it was he was attempting to ressurect it, but there were several witnesses.

Several witnesses but not ONE camera-phone shot of this? FAIL.

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