Overheard in the City - Pregnancy Edition

Woman on Cell: So remember the time I almost had that miscarriage?

-Grand Concourse and Fordham Rd

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Random lady to pregnant Indian woman: It's a girl. Girls make your ass look huge.

Pregnant Indian Woman: Oh, but it's a boy...I just went to the doctor.

Random lady: Did the doctor see your huge ass?

-Cortelyou Rd, Brooklyn

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Teen Girl #1: Ugh, I hate that when you get pregnant, you have to get a new belly ring.

Teen Girl #2: Ugh! I know. That's why I'm not getting one yet.

-Bus Stop, Queens

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Girl #1: I will kill all of your first-borns!

Girl #2: All of them?

-Megabus, Penn Station

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Thirty-something Woman to boyfriend: There be some muthafuckas up in here who think this shit some form of birth control. I'm woman enough; I gave birth to six kids. I ain't doin' it again.

-Abortion Clinic, Queens

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Employee #1 to customer with a baby: That is the cutest baby I have ever seen!

Employee #2: I think my boyfriend and I would have an ugly baby.

Employee #1, to customer: No. Ugly people usually have the cutest babies.

-Subway

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Law School wannabe girl #1: Maybe I can sell my eggs for,like, $50,000.

Law School wannabe girl #2: But what happens if your kid is out there dating their brother or sister?

Law School wannabe girl #1: That's a good point....there's a chance that would happen.

Law School wannabe girl #2: That's why you need to follow up on your eggs and find them in the real world, and check in on them.

-Bryant Park

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Friend #1: I hope I never have an ugly baby.

Friend #2: Well then don't get pregnant.

-B38 Bus

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African American single mother: And what do they say on Maury?

Three-year old daugher: You are not the father.

-Metro-North Rail

source: Overheardinthecity.com