Tough construction worker, unloading van: Yo, I was up till like 2am watching Scooby Doo, Where Are You?
-Humboldt and & Withers
Crazy Man, singing in deep tenor voice: Meow. Meowwwww! Meowwwww! Meowwwwwwwwwwwww!
Girl on cell: How many guys did I sleep with. Thirty, forty?
-Pearl Street, Brooklyn
Ghetto dude on phone: Do you know what I could do with that money? I could get a new pair of pants....or maybe my hair done.
-Broadway & 86th
Girl to another: I had this teacher in high school who wore the tightest pants. Camel toe all the time.
Hipster, on being mugged: So I'm in the ambulance, but except for feeling bad about it I took a picture of myself and put it on twitter.
-Whole Foods, Union Square
Guy: You could fry an egg on her stomach.
-Union Square Green Market
Girl: You should pay by the calorie. That'd make people less fat.
Angry hobo to college chick with big boobs zipping up her jacket: Don't put them titties away!
-5th & 21st