Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Monday, November 29, 2010
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Friday, November 26, 2010
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
Thursday, November 11, 2010
What's Your Music Cred??
Row 1: The Beatles, Radiohead, The Doors, Queen, The Velvet Underground
Row 2: Kiss, The Who, Muse, Chemical Brothers, Iron Maiden
Row 3: Gorillaz, Sex Pistols, The Rolling Stones, Smashing Pumpkins, The Stooges
Row 4: White Stripes, Flaming Lips, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Black Sabbath
Row 5: REM, Spoon, TV on the Radio, The Clash, The Hives
Row 6: AC/DC, Air, The Knife, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple
Row 7: King Crimson, The Klaxons, Pixies, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Arcade Fire
Row 8: Nirvana, Nine-Inch-Nails, Daft Punk, Black Lips, The Cure
Row 9: Joy Division, LCD Sound System, Coldplay, Jet, Judas Priest
Row 10: Tool, Scorpions
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Monday, November 8, 2010
I'm not really sure where to begin with this, I just have so many questions. Why is this girl smiling when she has a guitar embedded in her torso? Does she come with a change of outfits or do you have to buy them separately? Does she know leg-warmers are fashionably dead? Why didn't the creaters give her an ass? What demographic are they marketing this mess to? Why is White-Afro-Man wearing sunglasses indoors? Is he available for purchase too? And most importantly, where the hell is the rest of the guitar?
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Whiny Tween: Daddy, I just got hit in the eye.
Yuppie Dad: Oh! You did? Who hit you in the eye?
Whiny Tween: Mommy did.
Mother to Small Child: If you eat two pieces of chicken, I'll give you a raisin.
-College Point Shopping Center
Father: You know I like ketchup on my hot dog.
Daughter: I do.
Father: Then why didn't you get me ketchup?
Daughter: Because I don't care for you.
Man to seven-year-old daughter: Hold onto the rail so you don't fall. Because if you do fall we're all going to laugh. We're gonna laugh so hard we'll shit our pants.
Little Girl with accent, pointing to a picture of a hot dog: Do you like dog?
Little Girl: Why? Because it's a dog?
Mother of eight-year-old: I don't mind that my son is so into zombies, Jesus was a zombie technically. After all, it's a healthy way for him to find our religion.
Mother of ten-year-old: I never thought about it that way. (To son) - Joseph? Do you like zombies?
Mother, walking with two daughters: So what should we do now?
Little Girl #1: Let's trip old people.
Little Girl #2: I call mommy!
Kid on subway: Mom! That's a mad big window!
Mom: Honey? That's not proper English. You say: "That window is mad big."
Five-year-old girl: My favorite part of the movie was the naked man!
Mother: Mine too mama!
Five-year-old girl: Naked maaaaaaaaan!
Father: Make her stop.
-Park Ave and 25th Street
Boy in car: Where are we going?
Boy, pointing at the first store he sees on the street: Let's go to Dress Barn!
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Arkansas: No person shall drive a motor vehicle onto the premises of a drive-in restaurant and leave the premises without parking such motor vehicle, unless there is no unoccupied parking space available on the premises.
Kentuckey: A female should not appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state.
Maryland: In Baltimore it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Nebraska: It is illegal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing.
New York: It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
North Carolina: It is illegal to hold more than two sessions of bingo per week, and those sessions may not exceed 5 hours each.
Ohio: In Youngstown, you may not run out of gas.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Sound of the Week
- The Vaselines are an indie-pop band formed in Glasgow, Scotland in 1986.
- The band members are Eugene Kelly and Frances McKee (singer-songwriters), James Seenan (bass) and Charlie Kelly (drums).
- Nirvana covered two of their songs, Molly's Lips and Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam.
- Frances Bean Cobain was named after Frances McKee.
- The band released only one album, Dum Dum, and broke up shortly after it's release.