Thursday, June 23, 2011

Raw Video: Hit-and-Run at 7-11 Caught on Tape


The very best part of this foolishness and mayhem is the passenger just getting out the car like "I GOTS to GO!"

Monday, June 13, 2011

Headline of the Day


First of all, I was NOT wearing a sumo-suit!! I have merely put on a few pounds, okay? I suppose decades of Devil Dogs, Ben & Jerry's pints, and bags of Funyons have caught up with me. Is this a crime?

Secondly, SHE is NOT an ex!! We are still SO together.

Thirdly, ASSAULT? All I did was scratch her face, pull her hair and shove one of my Doc Martens up her ass!

Finally, SNICKERS? NO NO. Who would be jealous of a Snickers bar? It was a TWIX.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Mumford and Sons - The Cave

Sound of the Day

Mumford and Sons
The Cave

The band formed in 2007 and consists of four British friends in their early 20's - Marcus Mumford, Country Winston, Ben Lovett and Ted Dwayne.

They are known for their energetic live shows, which showcase the band's gorgeous folk melodies and harmonies.

Their debut album, Sigh No More, was produced by legend Markus Dravs, who also produced Arcade Fire's Neon Bible and Bjork's Homogenic.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Gallery of Dead Sodas

1. Hubba Bubba: Tasted like that piece of Bazooka gum you swallowed right after it became juicy.

2. 7-Up Gold: Sort of like caffeinated ginger-ale. But gross.

3. Pepsi Tropical Chill: No recollection whatsoever. Probably a good thing.

4. Fudgsicle Fudge Soda: Where have you gone????

5. Clearly Canadian Wild Cherry: 2.1 fl. oz?? And it didn't sell?

6. Flinstones Fruit Soda: Never tried it, but Brontosaurus Blue Raspberry sounds sweet!

7. Coke II: FAIL

8. Crystal Pepsi: Huh?

9. New York Seltzer: Bagel shops will never be the same.

10. Orbitz: Just a warm-up for Goldschlager.