2. Boob Remote Control: The bikini top flips open to reveal boobalicious channel-changers.
3. Boob Mouse Pads: For pervs and porn addicts - only $23.99
4. Boob Stress Relievers: At only $49.90, these are fabulously wobbly.
5. Boob Radio: At only $6.99, this is a Must for the office.
6. Boob Can Topper: Just WRONG.
7. Boob Hot Water Bottle: Was the underwear necessary?
8. Boob Shower Dispenser: Doesn't everyone have one of these already?