1. Cream Pops So yummy, impossible not to bite. I want one.
2. Potato Stix So greasy, the box deteriorated before you were done.
3. Burnt Peanuts Why would anyone name a product this? Still, I want some.
4. Bottle Caps Cavities, cavities, cavities. YUM!
5. Mrs. Butterworth's Who remembers she had a uni-boob? Or is it a 3rd eye?
6. Pudding Pie Thank God I never read the ingredients. Seriously, thank you God.
7. Pudding Pops Bill Cosby.
8. Turtle Pops Melted faster than a speeding-bullet, causing you to get so sticky, you HAD to go in the water afterwards. Parental sanity tool. I want one. I want them all!