Those of you that know me know I am anti-pretty much everything....authority, government, umbrellas, staple-removers....so it's not like me to be political. However, may I suggest using the following national resources to plug this horrific spill in the Gulf??
Joe Jackson: Perhaps this would get him to STFU!
Jon Grosslin: For making us hear the word "Douche" way too many times.
Rush Limbaugh: Do I really need to explain this choice?
Lindsay Low: For scarring my eyes with that fake-tan orange skin.
Spencer Pratt: For being born.