Yeah, you saw correctly - a cheeseburger in a can. Cheese, mystery-meat patty, lettuce, onion, pickles, tomato and a bun! It can be with you anywhere you go - at school, work, camp, at a bonfire, on the kitchen table, even the moon! All you need is a pot of boiling water and your body will be thanking you for all the home-grown, healthy deliciousness you just chewed into it. Suggested beverage? How about a vat of high-fructose corn syrup? In a can, of course.