Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Dumb-Ass of the Day

This charming, smiling beauty will not be named "Mother-of-the-Year" anytime soon.

Meet Tina Williams. Or rather, hope you NEVER meet Tina Williams. Authorities pulled her over after observing her running a red light and driving erratically all over the center lane of US 1 South. After approaching the car, the deputy noticed three things: (1) the stench of alcohol, (2) a one-year old child sitting in the backseat without a carseat or seatbelt, and, are you ready for this one? (3) a case of Busch beer in the front passenger seat with a seatbelt around it. When asked why the girl wasn't restrained, Ms. Williams answered "I don't know."

Among the charges she incurred are: DUI, Driving Without a Valid License, Child Endangerment, Running a Red Light, and Failure to Secure Child Safely. Among the charges she did NOT incurr are BEING A MAJOR-GRADE DUMBASS, BEING A MOTHER, AND DRINKING NASTY BEER.

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